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Post by White Sox GM (Michael) on Jun 1, 2015 21:06:11 GMT -5
No posts except for actual rhymes from one of us. I'm going first.
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Post by White Sox GM (Michael) on Jun 1, 2015 21:13:49 GMT -5
I come in firing like the starting gun,
Bryan, I want a battle, this shit just ain't for fun,
At the end of these bars, you'll see who's won,
My feisty fuckin' rhymes will make ya wanna run, son
It's only first round but I hold none back,
Dangerous, I'll ruin your neighborhood like crack,
I'm on top of the league, you just chill with the sacks,
You're cryin' in the corner but I take none of it back.
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Post by Bryan (ex WAS) on Jun 1, 2015 21:23:13 GMT -5
The only gun you fire is a fucking water gun,
you need to put the "guns" down and start to run,
Crack is not the worst thing, you could be running track,
You rhyme like a poser A,A,A,A B,B,B,B.
Why don't you let your mom come C,C,C,C my D,D,D,D
You won't finish this rap as I will leave it to the CSI
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Post by White Sox GM (Michael) on Jun 1, 2015 21:33:42 GMT -5
You're lucky I take the time to respond to this shit,
Why don't you learn a lesson from your old teams and quit?
I'm the emperor here, you're in my domain, so kowtow,
I mixed up the rhyme scheme, you fuckin happy now???
But here I'm using words that ain't in your vocab,
You may not comprehend when I say "suck on these gonads,"
I wrecked these eight lines, I bodied you a capella,
But I only need half a bar to say you're a dead fella.
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Post by Bryan (ex WAS) on Jun 1, 2015 21:40:29 GMT -5
Hey, mate pass the lquior,
It's Bryan the ripper, Bryan the rapper
Following you way before fucking twitter
Call me for Round two, and leave that dodo
Now you know you dumb
I finish you off like the Rangers, Athletics, Royals, Tigers
keep on trying your jaw will be numb
here's some ice for that burn, and that burn
now go on ahead with your last fucking turn
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Post by White Sox GM (Michael) on Jun 1, 2015 22:06:01 GMT -5
Bryan, the only rip you're getting is a new one,
You already know 'bout assholes, though, look in the mirror, son.
Any rapper can come around with the same cliches,
It takes something else to make the surprise fadeaway,
It doesn't take much for you to fade away
In the minds of rap fans, you ain't here to stay,
You come back one more time, I'm just here counting my wealth,
My name's Mike, I guess I just dropped myself.
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Post by Bryan (ex WAS) on Jun 1, 2015 22:07:30 GMT -5
Hey, Mike you miss me, now go on ahead,
give your mom a kiss for me,
she will give me the head,
after that I shall behead you to claim this flawless victory,
changed this whole battles trajectory.
Mike you aint got nothing on me,
I'm fucking John Cena, can you see me?
Hear me, rap with me, sit down boy
go ahead and go grab your moms toy
You took forever on these raps
and never ever gonna beat me with this crap
Bryanfuckingheil, that rap stinks Michael just step in my shower
I won this battle now walk behind my shadow
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