LA Angels 2014-2015 Team Awards

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MVP: Joe Mauer - based on looks

Silver Slugger: Joe Mauer - based on looks

Gold Glove: Joe Mauer - based on looks

Cy Young: Joe Mauer - based on looks

Reliever of the Year: Craig Kimbrel/Joe Mauer

Filthy Frank Giordano Dad of the Year: Frank Giordano

Thomas Giordano Belt Memorial: nobody cares it's named after Thomas

Most Valuable Belt: Leather Belt/Studded Emo Belt

Greg (Psych) Is My Dad Award: he actually isn't

Bryan Trade Me That Fucking Brooklyn 2015 1st in Fast Break Award: The Brynasty

Jackson Sanders Communist of the Year: Jackson "Jiggle Titties" Sanders

Where The Fuck Is Max At? Award: in our hearts, gone but not forgotten

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The man, the myth, the jiggle titties. Jackson Sanders for ya folks

[Jays GM (Sanders)]

Mauer's ERA is a little high this year

I doubt well see a clean sweep of awards again