Post by Bravos James on May 7, 2018 14:29:58 GMT -5
The very drugged up hospital version
Baltimore Orioles (51-14) Vs. Chicago White Sox (40-29-1)
Now people have been saying that this could be an al championship preview, but considering that Forbz and I are a combined 2-0 against these teams idk where to go with it I just wanted to get that statistic out there. Definitely some positive regression coming for Jeff's offense, but Mikes offense is also getting hot so it should be a close matchup.
Line: Orioles-1.5
Chicago Cubs (39-26-5) Vs. St. Louis Cardinals (44-22-4)
Cubs are coming off an absolutely dominant win over Milwaukee and after a slow start his guys are starting to get hot. Cardinals need a big week from Harper to keep this one close in the offensive categories and the bullpen matchup leans towards Matt, but thats about it.
Line: Cubs-3.5
Cincinnati Reds (39-26-5) Vs. Kansas City Royals (32-31-7)
I think these teams lineups are really similar and Codys pitching blows Brandon's out of the water.
Line: Reds-3.5
Cleveland Indians (19-44-7) Vs. Seattle Mariners (43-20-7)
After Dave had the week of his life I wouldn't be surprised if Psych stole some ratios and kept this one from being a full sweep.
h
Line: Mariners-11.5
Tampa Bay Rays (42-21-7) Vs. Detroit Tigers (32-28-10)
After a solid first 3 weeks Alex has taken just 4 cats over the last two weeks. Forbz meanwhile is coming off a win over Jeff. Forbz's team Is coming off a big win over Jeff and is yet to lose this year. That's gotta end this week.
Line: Tigers-0.5
Houston Astros (34-30-6) Vs. Los Angeles Angels (3-65-2)
the year:2065
the place: ODC space chat
the situation: Elijah bragging about going 4 games over .500 with a mildly tough schedule.
no line
Los Angeles Dodgers (36-29-5) Vs. Miami Marlins (31-35-4)
ill give Jake credit, I hated that miles mikolas deal and pretty much every deal he was making in the offseason and none of them have come back to bite him so far, and this matchup gives him a big chance to take the lead in the NL West after a close 6-8 loss to Paul last week.
line: Dodgers -5.5
New York Mets (40-26-4) Vs. Washington Nationals (33-33-4)
this is going to be interesting to see which person goes quiet after all the shit talking between the two. Ultimately I think Bryan takes it, but it should be very close.
Line: Nationals-1
Oakland Athletics (46-21-3) Vs. New York Yankees (34-31-5)
After one of the worst weeks possible last week against Dave I like my teams chances for positive regression and I just really hope I don't fucking lose to Justin
line: OAKinC -2
Philadelphia Phillies (7-58-5) Vs. Colorado Rockies (3-63-4)
the moveable object vs. the stoppable force or something like that
no line
Pittsburgh Pirates (41-26-3) Vs. Atlanta Braves (25-36-9)
i don't think it'll make a big difference this week, but knowing he's probably gotten a ton of offers I don't know why Caleb hasn't made any moves post Seager surgery. Woods coming off a really tough loss to Kevin, but I still wouldn't count him out in that garbage division
line: pirates-5
San Diego Padres (36-27-7) Vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (36-28-6)
After getting absolutely dicked by Elijah last week I think Noah has a rebound week and takes most if not all of the pitching categories, while also likely having the better lineup.
line: Padres-4
San Francisco Giants (33-34-3) Vs. Milwaukee Brewers (22-42-6)
pauls team is so much better than his record, that shows up this week against a very not good Brewers team.
line: Giants -6.5
Texas Rangers (42-23-5) Vs. Minnesota Twins (51-14-5)
Losing kershaw for Patty stinks, but Fulmer and Gibsons good starts should help his rotation not filter. The Rangers are off to a nice start and were probably underrated coming into the season and I think they keep it close against the team with the best record in here so far.
Line: Twins-3
Toronto Blue Jays (35-30-5) Vs. Boston Red Sox (8-59-3)
How many Cats can Acuna take this week.
No line
Baltimore Orioles (51-14) Vs. Chicago White Sox (40-29-1)
Now people have been saying that this could be an al championship preview, but considering that Forbz and I are a combined 2-0 against these teams idk where to go with it I just wanted to get that statistic out there. Definitely some positive regression coming for Jeff's offense, but Mikes offense is also getting hot so it should be a close matchup.
Line: Orioles-1.5
Chicago Cubs (39-26-5) Vs. St. Louis Cardinals (44-22-4)
Cubs are coming off an absolutely dominant win over Milwaukee and after a slow start his guys are starting to get hot. Cardinals need a big week from Harper to keep this one close in the offensive categories and the bullpen matchup leans towards Matt, but thats about it.
Line: Cubs-3.5
Cincinnati Reds (39-26-5) Vs. Kansas City Royals (32-31-7)
I think these teams lineups are really similar and Codys pitching blows Brandon's out of the water.
Line: Reds-3.5
Cleveland Indians (19-44-7) Vs. Seattle Mariners (43-20-7)
After Dave had the week of his life I wouldn't be surprised if Psych stole some ratios and kept this one from being a full sweep.
h
Line: Mariners-11.5
Tampa Bay Rays (42-21-7) Vs. Detroit Tigers (32-28-10)
After a solid first 3 weeks Alex has taken just 4 cats over the last two weeks. Forbz meanwhile is coming off a win over Jeff. Forbz's team Is coming off a big win over Jeff and is yet to lose this year. That's gotta end this week.
Line: Tigers-0.5
Houston Astros (34-30-6) Vs. Los Angeles Angels (3-65-2)
the year:2065
the place: ODC space chat
the situation: Elijah bragging about going 4 games over .500 with a mildly tough schedule.
no line
Los Angeles Dodgers (36-29-5) Vs. Miami Marlins (31-35-4)
ill give Jake credit, I hated that miles mikolas deal and pretty much every deal he was making in the offseason and none of them have come back to bite him so far, and this matchup gives him a big chance to take the lead in the NL West after a close 6-8 loss to Paul last week.
line: Dodgers -5.5
New York Mets (40-26-4) Vs. Washington Nationals (33-33-4)
this is going to be interesting to see which person goes quiet after all the shit talking between the two. Ultimately I think Bryan takes it, but it should be very close.
Line: Nationals-1
Oakland Athletics (46-21-3) Vs. New York Yankees (34-31-5)
After one of the worst weeks possible last week against Dave I like my teams chances for positive regression and I just really hope I don't fucking lose to Justin
line: OAKinC -2
Philadelphia Phillies (7-58-5) Vs. Colorado Rockies (3-63-4)
the moveable object vs. the stoppable force or something like that
no line
Pittsburgh Pirates (41-26-3) Vs. Atlanta Braves (25-36-9)
i don't think it'll make a big difference this week, but knowing he's probably gotten a ton of offers I don't know why Caleb hasn't made any moves post Seager surgery. Woods coming off a really tough loss to Kevin, but I still wouldn't count him out in that garbage division
line: pirates-5
San Diego Padres (36-27-7) Vs. Arizona Diamondbacks (36-28-6)
After getting absolutely dicked by Elijah last week I think Noah has a rebound week and takes most if not all of the pitching categories, while also likely having the better lineup.
line: Padres-4
San Francisco Giants (33-34-3) Vs. Milwaukee Brewers (22-42-6)
pauls team is so much better than his record, that shows up this week against a very not good Brewers team.
line: Giants -6.5
Texas Rangers (42-23-5) Vs. Minnesota Twins (51-14-5)
Losing kershaw for Patty stinks, but Fulmer and Gibsons good starts should help his rotation not filter. The Rangers are off to a nice start and were probably underrated coming into the season and I think they keep it close against the team with the best record in here so far.
Line: Twins-3
Toronto Blue Jays (35-30-5) Vs. Boston Red Sox (8-59-3)
How many Cats can Acuna take this week.
No line
