Seunghwan Oh (FA) $4.90 ($2.45 penalty) - older than I am, and stunk, not a good thing for an athlete
Chris Iannetta (FA) $3.50 ($1.75 penalty) - also older than I am, and can't even hit at Coors
Adam Jones (FA) $7.00 ($3.50 penalty) - not older than I am, but not a $7 player either
Aaron Altherr (y5) $1.00 (free, I think) - playing (badly) on another continent
Kevin Plawecki (FA) $0.70 ($0.35 penalty) - listed weight: 220. listed BA: .222. HR: 3. GIDP: 4
Dan Altavilla (y4) $1.00 (free, I think) - Bad relief is like bad medicine (and unlike the song, it's not what I need)
Tyler Chatwood (FA) $5.00 for 3 years ($2.50, maybe per year?) - see Altavilla, Dan
Jose Urena (y6) $1.00 (free, I think) - same principle as bad relief
Jerad Eickhoff (y5) $1.00 (free, I think) - see Urena, Jose
Justin Upton (FA) $21.00 - I'm going to amnesty Upton, so the penalty should only be $0.50
Prospects:
Owen Sharts - seems to be unaffiliated
Ynmanol Marinez - as a Marlin, in rookie ball, he'd have to be spectacular for me to be interest
Osvaldo Galivan - rookie ball, again.
Starling Heredia - not rookie ball, but I'm not paying for a 37% k-rate (unless they are a pitcher)
Eduarqui Fernandez - rookie ball, and a 32% k-rate
Luis Mieses - oh, look, rookie ball again
Garrett Cleavinger - 26. Misses a lot of bats. He also misses the plate a lot. Not paying for 6 bb/9
Domingo Acevedo - He'll be 26