Post by White Sox GM (Michael) on May 12, 2015 22:06:09 GMT -5
#1 to #29, the current owners in the league who I would most like to take a road trip with. Feel free to make your own rankings.
1. Russi - It would be a fucking blast. We'd probably get in a crash with all the beer, bongs, and Biggie in the car.
2. Santiago - So many memes. So many sex jokes. Good times.
3T. Oren - He's my age and he likes music and weed.
3T. Alex (DET) - Pretty much the same as Oren. It'd be chill as fuck.
5. Forbz - Exponentially more fun if Jeff is coming, too.
6. Jeff - Exponentially more fun if Forbz is coming, too.
7. Sanders - Well, we know each other already. It would be fun and the risk is as low as it could get, but I wouldn't be able to meet someone new. Good or bad, depending on how you like the guys in this league.
8. Max - Yankee fan, math dude, trying to procure pot, seems like a fine match.
9. Kevin (MIA) - Very chill guy. Plus, we have an ongoing inside joke about weird Chatango members.
10. Psych - I'd take my 2005 Honda Civic and by the end it'd be a Lambo (or whatever cool cars there are, I'm really bad with this stuff). He better not bring his shoes, though.
11. Bill - If he keeps his shit as organized as his spreadsheet, we'll have a good time.
12. Brandon - When I get back home, I will never want to use sarcasm again after all the back-and-forth quips.
13. Matt (BOS) - One of the new guys, but he seems sarcastic enough to handle any and all potential sass. Good for...I dunno, but it can't hurt. Well, I guess it could.
14. Nick - He's quiet but funny. That's a killer combo that few owners in here seem to possess.
15. Zack - Underratedly funny. Important for long car rides.
16. Justin - I'll finally be able to calculate zMPG+ and CAR.
17. Brent - Always optimistic, organized, and level-headed. I'm planning on getting lost a few times, so I could use a road trip buddy who is less shitheaded than I am.
18. Jesse - Hard to gauge because he's new, but he seems to be handling onslaughts from Noah and Oren well. He seems ready for anything.
19. J.T. - He's smart but he's also my age. Hopefully that means it'll be a fun trip without us having to spend gas money on bail.
20. Cody - I don't have Kennys Vargas anymore, so he wouldn't be bugging me constantly.
21. Kevin (LAD) - He's a security guard, so he's probably one of the only guys here who would be a good workout partner. Ah, who the fuck am I kidding, I'm not gonna work out.
22T. Wood - Probably the nicest guy in the league. Nothing bad would happen. Make of that what you will.
22T. Paul - One of the league's dads, and I mean that as a compliment. However, he has too much responsibility and self-respect to do anything dumb.
24. Matt (STL) - Seems like a nice guy, but holy shit I can't stand the Cardinals and everything around them. I might hate them more than the Red Sox.
25. Bryan - If nothing else, I wouldn't be able to stand country music on the radio. That alone is a dealbreaker. Everything else you're currently thinking about Bryan is also true.
26. Noah - Again, this is a low-risk case, but I will have more opportunities to meet him. Also, Noah's too nice to let anything crazy happen.
27. Thomas - He's only this high up because I want to meet Kelly.
28. Alex (COL) - The ultimate sack, one could argue.
29. Hemmons - I'd end up paying for meals and gas and trading Posey, too.
1. Russi - It would be a fucking blast. We'd probably get in a crash with all the beer, bongs, and Biggie in the car.
2. Santiago - So many memes. So many sex jokes. Good times.
3T. Oren - He's my age and he likes music and weed.
3T. Alex (DET) - Pretty much the same as Oren. It'd be chill as fuck.
5. Forbz - Exponentially more fun if Jeff is coming, too.
6. Jeff - Exponentially more fun if Forbz is coming, too.
7. Sanders - Well, we know each other already. It would be fun and the risk is as low as it could get, but I wouldn't be able to meet someone new. Good or bad, depending on how you like the guys in this league.
8. Max - Yankee fan, math dude, trying to procure pot, seems like a fine match.
9. Kevin (MIA) - Very chill guy. Plus, we have an ongoing inside joke about weird Chatango members.
10. Psych - I'd take my 2005 Honda Civic and by the end it'd be a Lambo (or whatever cool cars there are, I'm really bad with this stuff). He better not bring his shoes, though.
11. Bill - If he keeps his shit as organized as his spreadsheet, we'll have a good time.
12. Brandon - When I get back home, I will never want to use sarcasm again after all the back-and-forth quips.
13. Matt (BOS) - One of the new guys, but he seems sarcastic enough to handle any and all potential sass. Good for...I dunno, but it can't hurt. Well, I guess it could.
14. Nick - He's quiet but funny. That's a killer combo that few owners in here seem to possess.
15. Zack - Underratedly funny. Important for long car rides.
16. Justin - I'll finally be able to calculate zMPG+ and CAR.
17. Brent - Always optimistic, organized, and level-headed. I'm planning on getting lost a few times, so I could use a road trip buddy who is less shitheaded than I am.
18. Jesse - Hard to gauge because he's new, but he seems to be handling onslaughts from Noah and Oren well. He seems ready for anything.
19. J.T. - He's smart but he's also my age. Hopefully that means it'll be a fun trip without us having to spend gas money on bail.
20. Cody - I don't have Kennys Vargas anymore, so he wouldn't be bugging me constantly.
21. Kevin (LAD) - He's a security guard, so he's probably one of the only guys here who would be a good workout partner. Ah, who the fuck am I kidding, I'm not gonna work out.
22T. Wood - Probably the nicest guy in the league. Nothing bad would happen. Make of that what you will.
22T. Paul - One of the league's dads, and I mean that as a compliment. However, he has too much responsibility and self-respect to do anything dumb.
24. Matt (STL) - Seems like a nice guy, but holy shit I can't stand the Cardinals and everything around them. I might hate them more than the Red Sox.
25. Bryan - If nothing else, I wouldn't be able to stand country music on the radio. That alone is a dealbreaker. Everything else you're currently thinking about Bryan is also true.
26. Noah - Again, this is a low-risk case, but I will have more opportunities to meet him. Also, Noah's too nice to let anything crazy happen.
27. Thomas - He's only this high up because I want to meet Kelly.
28. Alex (COL) - The ultimate sack, one could argue.
29. Hemmons - I'd end up paying for meals and gas and trading Posey, too.
