On-Deck Circle Dictionary
Jul 17, 2015 17:50:16 GMT -5
Braves GM (Wood), Astros GM (Max), and 3 more like this
Post by White Sox GM (Michael) on Jul 17, 2015 17:50:16 GMT -5
A
"Ace"
An MLB starting pitcher. First known use: Bryan, always
B
"The Big Enchalupa"
See "Bryan." First known use: Sanders, 2015
Bill
The guy who controls the master list. We Jews believe that the Messiah has not yet come, but I have my doubts. ODC was a shithole before Bill, but now it's more of an organized clusterfuck.
Brynasty
A combination of the words "Bryan" and "dynasty," this is the only true way to express GM Bryan Webb's dominance throughout his ODC tenure. His five consecutive World Series titles will probably never be matched again.
C
Cub Corp
The evil business owned by shrewd entrepreneur Psych. Cub Corp has risen from its humble beginnings as a dilapidated franchise to become a powerhouse in the NL Central. He has, however, destroyed competing teams in the process through his superior business acumen displayed during trade talks.
D
Dickstomping
A defeat that transcends all typical definitions of domination. Can be applied as a describer of weekly matchups, trades, or late-night chat arguments.
Draft Fever
A strain of the headus upassis virus that attacks mainly in the early summer. Common symptoms include nausea, headache, and optical pain from reading scouting reports online for hours. Treatment varies, with some opting to hoard picks and others eventually choosing to not give a shit about the farm system.
E
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G
H
I
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K
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M
N
O
ODC Tradegasm
After many, many months of minimal trade activity, we arrive at May 9, 2017. Random day, random time, a big Giants/Mets trade begins a 2 hour trade climax that saw 19 trades completed. Half the league rolled over and went to sleep, the other half smoked a cigarette.
P
Q
R
S
Sack
A special title reserved for special owners.
September player
A player who exhibits exceptional on-field performance only in the month of September. The Nationals own an uncanny number of these players. Examples: Omar Infante, Kyle Lohse, Tom Gorzelanny.
T
The Cult of Saladino
Members hold an unshakable belief in the greatness of a certain player despite the absence of any/all evidence that said greatness is on the way. Owners who hold to such a belief on any player will be accepted and referred to as members of the cult. Initial members: New JT/AL Bryan, NL Bryan
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W
X
Y
Your Mom
"You can put "Your Mom" in the dictionary as an entry and just let Jimmy fill it in...whoops" - Brandon
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"Ace"
An MLB starting pitcher. First known use: Bryan, always
B
"The Big Enchalupa"
See "Bryan." First known use: Sanders, 2015
Bill
The guy who controls the master list. We Jews believe that the Messiah has not yet come, but I have my doubts. ODC was a shithole before Bill, but now it's more of an organized clusterfuck.
Brynasty
A combination of the words "Bryan" and "dynasty," this is the only true way to express GM Bryan Webb's dominance throughout his ODC tenure. His five consecutive World Series titles will probably never be matched again.
C
Cub Corp
The evil business owned by shrewd entrepreneur Psych. Cub Corp has risen from its humble beginnings as a dilapidated franchise to become a powerhouse in the NL Central. He has, however, destroyed competing teams in the process through his superior business acumen displayed during trade talks.
D
Dickstomping
A defeat that transcends all typical definitions of domination. Can be applied as a describer of weekly matchups, trades, or late-night chat arguments.
Draft Fever
A strain of the headus upassis virus that attacks mainly in the early summer. Common symptoms include nausea, headache, and optical pain from reading scouting reports online for hours. Treatment varies, with some opting to hoard picks and others eventually choosing to not give a shit about the farm system.
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
ODC Tradegasm
After many, many months of minimal trade activity, we arrive at May 9, 2017. Random day, random time, a big Giants/Mets trade begins a 2 hour trade climax that saw 19 trades completed. Half the league rolled over and went to sleep, the other half smoked a cigarette.
P
Q
R
S
Sack
A special title reserved for special owners.
September player
A player who exhibits exceptional on-field performance only in the month of September. The Nationals own an uncanny number of these players. Examples: Omar Infante, Kyle Lohse, Tom Gorzelanny.
T
The Cult of Saladino
Members hold an unshakable belief in the greatness of a certain player despite the absence of any/all evidence that said greatness is on the way. Owners who hold to such a belief on any player will be accepted and referred to as members of the cult. Initial members: New JT/AL Bryan, NL Bryan
U
V
W
X
Y
Your Mom
"You can put "Your Mom" in the dictionary as an entry and just let Jimmy fill it in...whoops" - Brandon
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